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ideas for the art show under red reptile sunlamps
ideas for the fall fashionistas


i'm going to put together a neo-postmodern art exhibit.

ideas up for debate and discussion:

get twelve stray cats, and twelve stray dogs, and eleven rats and put them together in an oversized hampster wheel and watch the melee that ensues.

cover the outside of an automobile in cake batter, and then throw it in a huge oven and bake a cake around the car (could possibly sell the decaying pieces of cake to diehard art enthusiasts?).

rent out a room in a gallery, and in the middle place 8*11 sheet of paper with the word, "flashlight" emblazoned in Times New Roman font in the far far bottom right hand corner.

fill an olympic sized swimming pool with enough jello to solidify, and in the mix throw assorted pork products. after churned thoroughly, allow to set. jello shots to be sold at the door, three for three dollars.

get a life-sized replica of a zebra, and paint the stripes purple and yellow. if said zebra includes a faux-tongue, then it shall be replaced with a tube sock. the aformentioned tube sock shall be either red or blue in color of stripe.

dig a hole in the ground, and throw a dually reinforced slab of plexiglass with breathing holes atop the ground. invite a starving artist to live in the hole for a week or two. spectators can pay to harass, bully, feed, or any other action that can produce a reaction within the artist.

dip a pillow in marshmellow fluff and cover with sprinkles. entitle exhibit, "swee dreams".

reproduce life-sized manequin replicas of quasi-celebrities, and place them on poorly-made rollerskates. attach the manequins to a rope that becomes the velvet ropes to a trendy hollywood hotspot for a-list celebs.

sledgehammer the sidewalk outside of city hall, and place lawn-signs that say, "public works, where have you gone?" nearby.

stage a public execution on the lawn of the white house, and plaster the surrounding area with signs and posters reading, "by order of the president a public execution for your viewing pleasure".